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Whenever one of my kids is in a crappy mood we tell them they're wearing the cranky pants. I fricking hate the term... almost as much as I hate refering to their bowel movements as poo.

Soooo...

Help me out with another kid-friendly term for a bad mood. Something the boy (and eventually the girl) will comprehend immediately and reverse course.

Oh, and if you've got something for poo toss that one out as well.