Larry Craig and David Vitter make room, here comes another. They just keep coming and coming. Troy King, the Republican Attorney General of Alabama, notorious anti-gay demagogue, ankle-bracelet wearing, anti-sextoy ranter, is rumored to be resigning from his post after being caught in a compromising position with another man... caught by his wife who has kicked him to the curb.Wait... it gets better... the man with whom he allegedly frolicked was the homecoming king from Troy University - yeah, Troy King busted in bed with Troy's King.
As comical as this has all become, it must be getting awfully crowded in the hypocrites lounge.
quick addendum: I had no sooner posted this than I got a hit on the blog from: senate.gov, ISP: U.S. Senate Sergeant at Arms, Search Words: troy king and homecoming king
Hmmm - hot gay sex, no toe tapping, no wetsuits, no dildo up the ass, but a self-hating gay guy. I give it 6.5 on the David Vitter Diaper Scale (10 is a perfect score). Larry Craig, at 9.5, is the recordholder at this point. Gary Aldridge is right behind though ... (sorry).
ReplyDeleteOh, Craig is King alright but where's Ted Haggard's score?
ReplyDeleteHe should be driven from office for naming his kids Briggs, Colden, and Asher.
ReplyDeleteOne to watch: Missouri Governor Matt Blunt
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ReplyDeleteregarding names, I read somewhere yesterday that whole thing would have been perfect if his wife had been named Helen - the whole Trojan War scenario would have been too precious.
Hmmm ... Ted Haggard. Hot gay sex, drugs, a hooker, a reverend (and a homophobe), but no wetsuit or dildo. 8.5, but only because he's been photographed with the Dear Leader.
ReplyDeleteAnd remember - now he's been certified as de-gayed!