Be careful what you do to people or you could end up like this obitthat showed up this last weekend in the Vallejo Times-Herald.
The online obit was pulled, but it is apparently legit. The paper demanded a death certificate and an appearance by a blood relative before they would print it.
AweSOME. My friend's grandma merited, but did not receive, a similar obituary. Once she told my friend's mom, "Oh, Becky would be so pretty if she didn't have such thick lips." Which a. she doesn't, and b. uh, whatever, bitch.
Perhaps the obits aren't the best place to play out family psycho-drama. Just imagine how much contempt she generated if her family went to the trouble to publish their hate for her in this fashion. Immeasurable.
If I had that many kids I'd be a bitch too.
ReplyDeleteAnd when you were dead you'd get your comeuppance
ReplyDeleteAweSOME. My friend's grandma merited, but did not receive, a similar obituary. Once she told my friend's mom, "Oh, Becky would be so pretty if she didn't have such thick lips." Which a. she doesn't, and b. uh, whatever, bitch.
ReplyDeleteI strive to be remembered more fondly.
Perhaps the obits aren't the best place to play out family psycho-drama. Just imagine how much contempt she generated if her family went to the trouble to publish their hate for her in this fashion. Immeasurable.
ReplyDeleteI strive to be remembered at all, but I hope that I don't engender this much virtiol from my "loved ones".
ReplyDeleteif they only knew about her vibrant internal life.
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