Friday, May 8, 2009

Weighting For The Bus

After a post on starving Dutch, we now have this.

As a marketing gimmick for a weight loss center, bus patrons in Rotterdam seat themselves at a bustop and their weight is proudly displayed for all to see.

From starvation to humiliating obesity in 60 years.

Re: Hard Times

Since the rest of our natural lives will be spent in an economic morass of desperate privation I thought I'd offer up some real hard times for comparison, courtesy of Max Hastings', Armageddon, which surveys the last year of World War II.

The Dutch, in the last year of the war under German occupation, lived on a ration allotment of 460 calories per person per day.

The average weight of a 14 year old Dutch boy in 1945 was 71lbs.

In a desperate search for fuel for heat, the Dutch were forced to dig up graveyards for the coffin wood.

One survivor remembers seeing a man stop his bicycle next to a pile of fresh droppings from a sickly workhorse. The man dug with his bare hands through the dung to find the undigested corn within and then ate the morsels while squatting by the curb.

Immediately post-war, in occupied Germany, the going rate for an American GI to get laid by a nice German girl (not a hooker - just an ordinary girl he might meet in a park or cafe) was 3 Lucky Strikes.

We aren't there yet.


Get Hungry

Hey, get ready to starve. Government economists have revised their predictions for economic growth over the next two decades in the US to an average of 2 - 2.5%. Doesn't sound that bad to you? Well chew on this (since you won't have much to eat), that growth rate is the lowest average since 1875!

Mmm, good times.

Wednesday, May 6, 2009

The Lonely Pig

Afghanistan has gone and made its only known pig stand in a corner away from anyone - anyone at all - just cause it might give somebody the sniffles.

The poor thing doesn't even have a real name - it's just called "pig". To make matters worse, it used to have a mate and offspring, but they were killed in a bear attack at the zoo where they were housed (note to Afghan zookeepers: bears and pigs should not share cages).

This is the saddest pig in the world.

Tuesday, May 5, 2009

Ear Today, Gone Tomorrow

Van Gogh didn't cut off his own ear - Gaugin did it!

No depression; just a couple of guys fighting over a hooker - you know, boy stuff.