The Boy En Espanol

The Boy said to his mother the other day,"You know, I can speak spanish."

"You can?" she queried.

"Uh huh."

"What can you say in spanish?" My wife was genuinely curious about this development.

"Dos," replied the Boy proudly.

"And what does dos mean?" asked his mother.

"It mean I speaking spanish," answered the boy.

(insert rimshot)