Monday, March 9, 2009

I'm Old So My Kids Are Dumb

Well this is great news. Seems old dads (like me) are more likely to produce dumb kids. The older the dad, the dumber the offspring. This now explains all those trust fund idiots I met in college - products of the unions of wealthy old farts and their young, vapid trophy wives.

I have hopes that my oh so youthful outlook innoculates my brood from the negative affects of my oh so aged flesh. That and the fact that, though farty, I am not wealthy.

1 comment:

Steve said...

My day? Ruined.