Yesterday as the kids played outside I passed by the big kitchen window and saw that the Girl was wandering around totally oblivious to the fact that her pants were around her ankles. To keep her from eating pavement I raced out there. While restoring her pants to their proper position I asked, "How did your pants get down there?"
The Boy from a distance replied, "Well, it is pretty windy out here today."
Like I said, he needs his own blog.
Adam’s Friend’s Burrito Recipe
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I wonder how many times I've made these burritos.
1 onion, chopped
2 Tbsp oil
2 Tbsp chili powder
6 cloves garlic, minced
4 tsp dried oregano
2 tsp cumin
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4 years ago
1 comment:
Maybe he tricked her into removing her pants by telling her they were going through airport security. "Me not know why but that how it done."
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