Out Of The Holler

Palin meetin herself some world leaders today. They's gonna do some howdy-doos and some glad-ta-meetchas and that's bout it. Cept for that part where no reporters is allowed. Them reporters is a pesky lot. They's ornrier than a griz got woke up early and harder ta get rid of than a tick what snuck in yer drawers. Says they's not sending no camera crews ta cover Palin's meetups if'n they's not gettin ta have no reporters there too. I reckon that's gonna make her madder than a badge what got poked with a stick; angrier than a coondog with a mouthful porcupine quills. What's the point a meetin ole Karzai if'n she ain't got no soovieneer pitchur of it ta show back home? Hell, she might just spit.