In Cyber Counter-Attack News

Curry believes the Iranian government has attacked his cell-phone, as his texting and internet functions have failed...

"Txt/internet down on cell. Iran govt jamming my cell reception."

...or his "reconditioned" new phone is as screwed up as his old one.

Either way, I'm sure it's Khameni's fault.

Update:
Curry adds,

"Basij broke my thumbs. Can not tweet. Revolution over."