Down, Down, Down

If you thought the stock markets were bad recently, hold on to your hats. Today is going to be daunting. The rest of the world's markets crashed in an ugly way and the U.S. markets are on their way. It's an elevator ride to hell, folks. It's also weird because everything is down. People aren't even buying gold which is the fallback in tough times. Is sleeping on wadded up bills stuffed in the mattress good for your back?

Welcome back, pork and beans... without the pork.