The Dow is up 7%. Crisis is over. We're all rich again. If only you had bought on Friday. Well maybe you can sell that Campbell's soup on Ebay and start your memoir about how you lived through that awful week-long depression, and couldn't afford a latte. Hard times. Just be thankful it's all over, now.
What a bunch of morons.
Notes From The Last Day Before School - "Libraries are the greatest buildings on earth...I want to learn about Plato." "I have some good Play-doh recipes." "Plato. The philosopher."...
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