McCain Camp Now Offering Spiffs

As a sign of how bad things are in the McCain campaign, they are trying to recruit volunteers in Florida with incentives. If you make a 1000 calls for McCain you get a $100 gas card. If you knock on 100 doors you get a $50 card. But wait! There's more! The volunteer who makes the most calls or knocks on the most doors gets to meet McCain. The second place finisher in both categories gets to meet Palin.

Whoa, gas cards! Get those volunteers thinking, "Hey, why does gas cost so much anyway?" Oh, and it doesn't motivate the party faithful if they're all shooting for second place.