Palin Clears Palin

Palin, in a move to pre-empt the release of the Alaska legislature's investigative report tomorrow, released her own investigative report of herself. It says she didn't do anything wrong.

I believe her statement will read:

"After a thorough and exhaustive investigation of myself by myself I have found no evidence of wrongdoing by myself. It has been a long and grueling process, but I am grateful to myself for having exonerated me and for the cooperation I have shown myself during the investigation. Now that it's over I look forward to getting back to talking about that terrorist n****r."