As a result of your - Yes, YOUR - failure to spend money on anything but gruel and Campbell's soup this past holiday season, Christmas next year has been cancelled. It will be replaced by reruns of The Waltons.
This is all your fault.
Notes From The Last Day Before School - "Libraries are the greatest buildings on earth...I want to learn about Plato." "I have some good Play-doh recipes." "Plato. The philosopher."...
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