White House Sucks Too

Ha! The formerly fabulous real estate porn site, Zillow, that everyone now visits only when the weather or wars or the economy or Jett Travolta doesn't depress them enough, says that America's home, The White House, is only worth $305,891,000. That's down $5,456,204 in the last thirty days, all because it will soon be occupied by a muslim terrorist with no birth certificate, who will invite all his super comic book friends to stay in the Lincoln bedroom, and who will also sell off the rose garden to buy more of his precious Blackberries which are made by a company that isn't even American, but is instead located in that Islamo-Communist nation of Canada.

This too, is your fault.