I Love A Parade

And in more news that's your fault, Macy's is so broke that their next Thanksgiving Day parade will feature under-inflated Underdog balloons dragged along the pavement, marching bands of hobos beating on cardboard boxes, and an emaciated Santa tossing used shoe leather to starving children from the top of Tom Joad's old car, pulled by elves who will be paid with scrap metal.

Again, all your fault.