And now, because you went and stopped borrowing money to finance your Hyundais and Lazy-Boy vibro-chairs, we are now a barter economy trading out-of-date prescription drugs, old grass clippings and Precious Moments figurines. In six months time you will be selling your own fillings on Ebay and cropping your children's ears in a desperate attempt to get them the last remaining job on Earth, as Santa's elven Joad-mobile puller in the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade. Oh,and toilet paper will be hoarded like gold.
Notes From The Last Day Before School - "Libraries are the greatest buildings on earth...I want to learn about Plato." "I have some good Play-doh recipes." "Plato. The philosopher."...
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