PT

MEMO

TO: The Boy

FROM: The Dad

SUBJECT: PT meeting

In order to upgrade our systems and put new policies into place please be advised there will be a mandatory meeting, Saturday, February 16, 2008, starting at 8:00 am. This meeting will take place in the large bathroom and last the entire day.

To increase the efficiency of the entire enterprise, associates are expected to learn several new procedures. Training in the use of the potty and its ancillary features will take place. Reading materials will include, Curious George and Everybody Poops. Obviously, there will be extensive use of flow charts. Progress will be reviewed at the end of the meeting and additional training sessions will be scheduled as needed.

We look forward to your attendance. You will be compensated for your time. This is an exciting time for the organization and we know everyone will benefit from this training.

Again, attendance is mandatory.

Lunch will be provided.

Thank you in advance.