Boy says, "I have a penis."
"Yes, you do," I reply.
"You have one, too, daddy."
"Yes I do."
"And mommy has one and gramma has one..."
"Well, no. Mommy and gramma don't have penises. They're girls and girls don't have penises."
"They don't?"
"No."
Pause.
Light bulb goes off.
"Boys have penises. Girls have phones," says he.
Pause.
"Yes son, that's right."
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