True Midwestern humor.
I was in a Missouri convenience store a couple of years back. Man in front of me is buying a sixpack. As he pays, the clerk asks if he wants a sack. "Nope," he says, "I'm no Methodist."
In Iowa, they're laughing their asses off right now.
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