Dragnet

Time for Local Crime Report here in the valley.

According to the Tulare County Sheriff’s Department, an unknown thief broke into a house in the 1100 block of North Harvard Avenue by smashing a window and took the toilet, valued at $350.
Reported on Friday at 8:56 p.m., the theft occurred between Thursday and the time the sheriff’s office learned about it.
No arrest has been made.

And

A Porterville woman and second unidentified person suffered facial injuries during an altercation in Porterville Friday night.
Karen David, 44, and a person whose name wasn’t released were injured with a vacuum cleaner during an altercation, the Tulare County Sheriff’s Department said. The victims were taken to Sierra View District Hospital, where they were treated for their injuries.
The motive for the assault is unknown.
The sheriff’s department said the suspect in the assault left before deputies responded to the scene, 22000 block of Avenue 168, Porterville. The assault was reported at 8:49 p.m. Friday.No arrest has been made.

Couldn't have gone far - the cords aren't that long.