Aside from of age, lack of discipline and general laziness, this week I have discovered some good reasons why I could never be an Olympic athlete.
- Though I like my ipod and use it frequently, I hate earphones.
- I would cut myself too frequently shaving my body hair.
- I'm just not enthusiastic enough.
- If I won I couldn't be gracious when meeting Bush.
- Jetlag.
- I couldn't eat breakfast if I was staring back at myself from the front of a Wheaties box.
- Steroids make me puffy.
- Phelps' daily breakfast consists of 3 fried egg sandwiches, 2 cups of coffee, a 5 egg omlette, a bowl of grits, 3 french toast and 3 chocolate chip pancakes. I would barely make it through the 2 cups of coffee.
- And the number one reason why I could never be an Olympian: I got kids to take care of!
Of course curling is still a possiblity.
Aside from of age, lack of discipline and general laziness, this week I have discovered some good reasons why I could never be an Olympic athlete.
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