The online obit was pulled, but it is apparently legit. The paper demanded a death certificate and an appearance by a blood relative before they would print it.
via vicious-obit hunter, RC
Adam’s Friend’s Burrito Recipe
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I wonder how many times I've made these burritos.
1 onion, chopped
2 Tbsp oil
2 Tbsp chili powder
6 cloves garlic, minced
4 tsp dried oregano
2 tsp cumin
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4 years ago
6 comments:
If I had that many kids I'd be a bitch too.
And when you were dead you'd get your comeuppance
AweSOME. My friend's grandma merited, but did not receive, a similar obituary. Once she told my friend's mom, "Oh, Becky would be so pretty if she didn't have such thick lips." Which a. she doesn't, and b. uh, whatever, bitch.
I strive to be remembered more fondly.
Perhaps the obits aren't the best place to play out family psycho-drama. Just imagine how much contempt she generated if her family went to the trouble to publish their hate for her in this fashion. Immeasurable.
I strive to be remembered at all, but I hope that I don't engender this much virtiol from my "loved ones".
if they only knew about her vibrant internal life.
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